Satire: a literary work in which vices, follies, stupidities, abuses, etc. are held up to ridicule and contempt. (Collins Dictionary)
I feel it wise to warn the reader that I have employed the literary tool of satire in this article. Please do not read if you do not understand or appreciate it.
Artificial Intelligence (AI) is here to stay. We should not fear it, but rather use it to further the Gospel. Perhaps someone could invent an AI powered robot that could be carried by a drone to any place on earth. If a drone can deliver a missile with bombs, it could deliver a missionary with Bibles. We might call this an Artificial Intelligence Missionary Substitute (AIMS). It could have either male or female features and be constructed of light-weight plastic with a soft surface to imitate human flesh. Just think of his possibilities! Instead of a human missionary slipping and sliding for hours up and down the muddy mountain trails of PNG, AIMS could arrive quickly without muddy feet. He would need no visas, and there would be no countries closed to him. He could be programmed to speak any number of languages with a voice showing compassion, sympathy, or humor. He could even shed a tear at the right time.
Of course, Mr. AIMS will not fool the natives. They may be uneducated, but they are not ignorant. However, while a real missionary would be much preferred, the people may be intrigued and listen to Mr. AIMS recite the Gospel message. Isn’t an artificial missionary better than no missionary? The important thing is for people to hear the Gospel. Remember what the Apostle Paul said in Philippians 1:18, “What then? notwithstanding, every way, whether in pretence, or in truth, Christ is preached; and I therein do rejoice, yea, and will rejoice.” As long as there are conversions to Christ, what difference does it make who does the preaching? The great missionary statesman Oswald J. Smith said, “You must go or send a substitute.” Well, Brother AIMS will be our substitute.
Mr. AIMS would have many advantages over a traditional missionary. No one could scare, insult, or discourage him. True, he would be uncaring, artificial, and heartless, but his AI words might display something like compassion. With facial recognition capability, he could recall the name of everyone he talks to. He would never be tempted to abandon his mission, and he could last many years. His defective components could be replaced. The original manufacturing cost would be high, but to get a real missionary on the field and keep him there, even for a short time, costs hundreds of thousands of dollars. AIMS’ cost will come down when mass produced, and the quality will also increase. Money is not really a problem with God’s people for the most part. We are rich and increased with goods and have need of nothing. Whereas it is almost impossible to persuade people to even consider being missionaries, AIMS would have no struggle with surrender—he would simply go. Parents will rest more easily, knowing that the chances of their children going to some strange, dirty place where people eat bugs are much lower. Parents and grandparents should be happy to pay for more robot substitutes. And the few spiritual souls who desire to serve the Lord can do so in our stateside churches. We could keep our best and brightest ministers right here.
Mr. and Mrs. AIMS would never need a furlough or leave the field to care for aging parents. Sickness would never cause them to depart prematurely from the mission field. There would be no interpersonal conflicts with other missionaries or national pastors that end the missionary careers of many. Lust, pornography, or any type of immorality would never tempt them. They could appear to live together as husband and wife, but no time would be wasted on romance or conversation. The two would get along perfectly with zero chance of divorce. AIMS would never take a day off; he would be all business. He would not be lazy. He could move about and talk to multitudes without any rest. It would cost almost nothing for housing. A tool shed would suit him fine. With no children to raise and slow him down, Mr. AIMS could dedicate his time to the recitation of the Gospel message. In the unlikely event that AIMS would become damaged beyond repair, his drone could simply deposit him in a dumpster.
Jesus commanded us to lift up our eyes and look on the harvest field of lost souls (John 4:35). AIMS’ computer would have all the statistics about the Bibleless languages and the unreached people groups. He might even be able to program himself to go to the most spiritually needy places. Jesus also commanded us to pray for laborers (Matthew 9:38), but that was before AI. Now we could pay for what we were told to pray for.
As churches adopt this new idea, they might engage in a healthy competition to see who can buy the most substitute missionaries. They could hold conferences to raise money. The cost would be minimal because there would be no need to provide meals or motel rooms for AI substitutes as it does for human missionaries. AIMS does not eat, and he would not know what to do with a love offering. Real missionaries constantly request prayer. There would be no need for church members to spend time praying for AIMS. Who prays for a robot?
Okay. Enough of this foolishness. This facetious satire is not intended to amuse us but to rebuke us. Thank God for those who give generously to support the work of missions, but we cannot buy missionaries. There never has been and never will be a missionary substitute. God’s Plan A is for redeemed people to go and communicate His Gospel to the lost. He has no Plan B. Yes, technology is helpful, and we should use it, but it will never replace the missionary. God is still saying, “Whom shall I send, and who will go for us?” Where are those who will say, “Here am I; send me.”?